Man Fist 

The act of raising a tightly-clenched fist to the sky, while speaking, in order to add gravitas or emphasis to said speach.

Jon raised his Man Fist to the sky and declared that he would, "kick Steve so hard in the balls, his mom would feel it!".

Man Fist by crazybucketg June 5, 2009

Man Pop-Culture Law 

Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"

Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:

-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)

This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.

Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?

Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.

Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!

Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"

Man Pop-Culture Law by DefinitelyNotSketch September 16, 2009

Man-Whaling 

Man-Whaling (verb) is what a female feels like the week before they get their period. It gets its name because when you are Man-Whaling you feel like both a man, and a whale. After your week or so of man-whaling then you have your period, and after you experience Post Man-Whaling. Post Man-Whaling (or PMW) is the same effect as Man-Whaling it just occurs after instead of before.

The term Man-Whaling originates from whs jv cheering when a girl said she felt like a man...and then a whale :)

At Cheering Practice:
Jenna "You guys I don't feel good...i'm Man-Whaling."
Alyson "Oh boy, didn't you just get over PMW a week ago?"
Jenna "Yea well now its started again..."
Alyson "Haha sucks for you!"

Man-Whaling by whsjvcheer09 November 13, 2009

Man Ugly 

They are the people that are not allowed to see the light of day...
The average man is... ugly.
So since the average person is ugly, it isn't really ugly because you are the norm.
If you are man ugly though, it means that you are the epitome of all ugly people in the world.
Like if you see someone on the street that is ugly, there are no where close to "man ugly."

Wow, look there's (insirt name here) he's so man ugly!

Man Ugly by Carreg Wen Surprise November 21, 2009

man soft

adj. something that is soft but not too soft, possesses a rugged aspect.

man: this blanket is very soft but it does not threaten my dignity as a man. this is man soft.

man soft by cloud9c January 23, 2011

man eating exploding shark 

The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.

If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.

man eating exploding shark by Bioguy October 11, 2011

Man-hoe

A fun and interesting way of saying fuckboy... Typically a young male who thinks it's funny to date 27 girls since 3rd grade. Always rude and makes you feel ugly, even when he dates uglier

Girl: Look! There's Bronson!
Girl 2: OMG, I heard he's dating Melanie this week...
Girl: Wow...
Girl 2: yeah, such a man-hoe

Man-hoe by Goodcupofjo December 15, 2016