If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.
Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .
by Akksmdmdkdkjejajskdmjcjckskaks November 30, 2018
The most charming guy you can ever meet. He is smart, intelligent, sweet even if he doesn’t show it. You have to get to know him to see his soft side, because he wants to seem strong and invincible. He is stubborn and shy and because of this, he often appears as insensitive or even a j*rk. However he can be you best friend and it’s very likely you fall in love with them. If you get to know a Luke, enjoy it and never let them go (even if I had to).
by Martucciaa November 21, 2021
He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!
by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019
If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade
But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade
But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
by Typingturor6969 December 18, 2023
Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019
Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019