Jizz

An upbeat, swinging genre of music in the Star Wars universe.

(Most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.)

Leia: “This music is pretty steezy, what’s it called?”
Han: “Jizz”

by Shady Cantina Patron December 1, 2021

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Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019

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Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.

She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.

by Golove November 2, 2019

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Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.

“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021

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Jizz

You

You are jizz. You are what happens when you keep jizz in a jar for 20 years

by Bdbshevudvshvdhejsvdhdveueqoev October 11, 2021

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JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

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This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

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