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Fruit Jizz

A form of expressing approval of a female's buttocks or bosom
Nathaniel noticed the new girl in class had a particularly fine pair of buttocks, and decided to express his interest to his friend Kyan.

Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*
by MrKappa March 6, 2019
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Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.
My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.
by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018
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Jizz bin

Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
by Jizzbingiselle June 12, 2018
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goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
by Candyman Can July 14, 2018
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Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.
It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.
by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018
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to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019
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Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019
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