Misogynistic jerk

Mason

Mason is a misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022

forest jerk

When you jerk off to some mystical elves in the forest

I just an amazing forest jerk to this elvish princess in Mirkwood

by anonymous March 7, 2022

Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.

Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off

by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022

Nap jerk

When your head drops suddenly from dozing off

I had a mean nap jerk during math class

by Nutzy28282 September 3, 2022

National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022