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Himanshi 

She is a girl(or is she?) who suffers from some insane syndrome.
She stays in her eternal slumber, reading books and books and books, only to wake up once in a decade to tell a lame joke that she found on whatsapp.
She is the most boring person with a 'meh' aura.
Legend has it that she has read 4/5 of the entire books out there.
Default Human 1:- Hey, I sense a weird aura.
Default Human 2:- Oh, thats Himanshi
Himanshi by communistweeb April 29, 2019
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humanist 

Years ago, moronic atheists finally came to the conclusion that everybody hates them. So they made another attempt to relabel themselves hoping that people would overlook their unjustified sense of self-superiority, moral cowardice, and complete irrational garbage.
"Ha, you believe in God? We humanists are smarter than you because we think we are just going to rot in a hole in the ground and that the universe just appeared on it's own one day."

"And that is smart because...?"

"Uh... gay pride?"

"God have mercy on these morons..."
humanist by KingLampshade May 18, 2009
A mammal that lives all over the world, going to officers and carrying out buisnesses in large areas of the world. It's natural habitat is a big city but some prefer to live in a jungle.
natural habitat-its natural habitat is that large looking cities made up of cement and other materials. There are strange looking things that they use to transport. Humans mostly like to live in tropical rain cities but some like to live in deserts and rain forests. godzilla is the major enemy of the humans.
food:-its an multicultural omnivore.
population:-humans are found mostly in groups, gangs, cabinets etc.
sexual behaviour:-the female human, a woman and a male human (man) lives together for about 40 to 80 years maximum normally ,and is capable of giving birth to babies. In order to find a partner, both female and male attract each other. Unlike in dogs, the female human ass is sexy for all the animals and there had been few cases where female humans devoloped sex relationships between other animals. The reason for such an relation ship (according to scientists) is that the male reproductive organs are sometimes very small and not impressive. How ever humans have devoloped many stages of having sex but most efforts were made after immitating other animals like their pet dog. If one look at the dog and the human ,the dogs lick both human and dog legs. Now dogs like to lick human legs and rejects the female dog legs. This is a very tight situation that female dogs have to face over female human invaders.
baby humans- they are called children.
relationships with other animals- humans are like other animals but animals get very exited when they see sexy female humans letting their legs to be licked. It is very hard for an elephant to keep its trunk out of female humans tits and they at once put the trunk and the female humans seem to like it.
the dog always sleep near the human couple to get horny and that is one reason you find domestic dogs with larger cocks than normal. humans are very sexy, and dogs in the other hand are not so sexy but they make use of cute little human females who let dogs to do what ever they like.
human by Yehan January 5, 2006

Human Tetris

A fun Game that More than 5 people can play in a tent what fits only 3.
Me and Rich Who are Human Start dancing like the objects out of Tetris and are freind Tish Not Glitch or Tich Videos it!!!Lol!!! Human Tetris
Shit happens, I am only human.
Human by KelseyJG October 20, 2008

Human scum 

Human scum are typically known as people from the West Coast of Tasmania. They mainly divide into groups of up to 6 people. Generally, human scum tend to pretend to be your friend and then go behind your back to bitch and mouth off about you, but are too pathetic and worthless to say it your face. They become crabby and carry on when you refuse a walk, but don't invite you out for ones in the first place. They are typically noticed posting pathetic shit and boasting about having a good time without on social media.
"Man my friends are such human scum"

the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarves 

A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.
I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.