1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.
2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.
2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.
"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."
"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."
"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"
by BermpChick January 2, 2013
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That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.
by Katm14 September 1, 2013
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The kind of sex you have after pretending to make up. The most awkward sex of your life because the other person thinks all's forgiven
Even though I said " I forgive you", once we had "Fake-up sex" I couldn't stop thinking how ugly his face was and how much I just wanted to beat him with a stick. Asshole.. forever in the dog house.
by PopsicleKilla January 17, 2015
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Fake fob fan: OMG I LUV FALL OOT BOI SOOO MUCH
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015
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A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.
You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.
People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.
However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.
If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.
No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.
You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.
People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.
However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.
If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.
No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
"I've been feeling like crap all week and I've got blood in my stool and urine, My spouse served me with divorce papers, I've been suicidal lately, and I lost my job."
( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:
"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."
I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?
" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)
"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"
" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)
"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"
"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!
"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:
"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."
I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?
" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)
"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"
" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)
"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"
"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!
"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
by Sissityray October 22, 2015
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Man, I started dating her, and it was great 'cause she liked all my music, but on further inspection, she was a Fake Floydian
by Sweglerdsp00kz January 29, 2016
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Dude 1 : Wow look at this Brit star judge, he looks so impressed by this young stylish singer.
Dude 2 the realistic one : Pfff come on cut the crap, he ain't interested at all, he's just giving a good acting performance, he couldn't care less. You know you shouldn't invest anymore of your precious time in this Fakedom, really..
Dude 2 the realistic one : Pfff come on cut the crap, he ain't interested at all, he's just giving a good acting performance, he couldn't care less. You know you shouldn't invest anymore of your precious time in this Fakedom, really..
by Kecii October 12, 2016
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