Cat Sandwich

Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)

The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.
Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!

Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?

Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.

Rosie: Eww, avocado...
by Spanish Sam January 20, 2008
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Cat Grenade

Noun: An improvised weapon of the feline variety. A cat grenade occurrs when one (or more) cats is/are picked up and hurled at the offending party. The Cat Grenade is the preferred weapon of the insane, meth addicts, or the Cat Lady featured in the Simpsons cartoon series.
"That crazy bitch wouldn't leave so i threw a cat grenade at her"
by Heynurse April 02, 2010
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Cat Killer

A person who is too curious for their own good. Derived from the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat."
A: "Aren't you curious to know why John and his girlfriend broke up? You should try to ask him."

B: "Hey, I'm no cat killer."
by Paylardo January 30, 2011
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cat napping

A common sexual practice.
This involves taking naps between acts of sexual intercourse in order to recover and gain an energy boost for the next session. Couples may drift between sleeping and sexual intercourse numerous times with no verbal communication or other activities outside of the bedroom.
This is probably the most productive way a couple could spend a sunday. I.e. in bed and fucking.
Joe: How was your weekend man?

Peter: Pretty mad... spent all of Saturday and Sunday cat napping with the missus.

Joe: Awesome... wish I had a cat........

Peter: ?
by qorn48 July 04, 2011
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nyan cat

Nyan cat is the epitome of annoying. Play it loudly next to friends and watch them suffer. Results may vary from insanity, bleeding from the ears, hysteria, excessive violence and/or painful death.
YOU: I love nyan cat! ::turns on nyan cat::
FRIENDS: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! ::dies painfully::
by Nyancat/Chuck Norris lover April 29, 2011
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silly cats

To change the subject of conversation, especially with reference to silly cats
by cal June 06, 2004
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Cat Orgy

When multiple cats fuck each other in the asshole.
by Cat Orgy 69 November 12, 2018
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