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erect donkey hairs 

when you spike up your pubes with hair gel to look like a mad scientist and you call your Johnson Dr. Jekyll
having erect donkey hairs is the best!
erect donkey hairs by bofa DEEZ February 23, 2015

floppy donkey knockout 

The act of jumping on a limp oversized dick and knocking it over while Mexican.
Adrian gave him a floppy donkey knockout while visiting the exhibit.

dubstep donkey 

Doing anal doggy style, while keeping to the pace of fast paced electronica.
Last night, I totally got dubstep donkeyed, my ass won't be the same for a year.

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.
bearded donkey by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

Steam Donkey 

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.
I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.
Steam Donkey by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

Stache Donkey 

When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey
Stache Donkey by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019