Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Clam Chowder popsicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then adds water. She closes her legs turning it into clam chowder and releases the content into a condom. Freezes it and once frozen she uses it in her rectum while the man re-enters in her vagina.

Hey Jessica, did you hear what happened to Stephanie. She did the clam chowder popsicle with Charles last night. OMG

by WEEZERBEANS March 19, 2023

clams chowder

Multiple portions of clam chowder.

Johnny sat down with his clams chowder, and proceeded to inhale both of them in mere minutes.

by Wordsmith McD February 17, 2021

Clam slam

When your slam your pussy lips onto an object

Tay’s gunna clam slam on these hoes!!

by Hotmessexpressmomma September 22, 2025

Clam-Bake

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021

Sherwood Clam

A rather hairy females vagina.

One that resembles Sherwood Forest where Robin Hood and his merry men use to hang out.

Mick ' Hey Dave, I heard Emma had a nice shaved pussy'?

Dave, ' Man, no way she has a sherwood clam''

by SimUK September 13, 2010

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019