bum crusty

someone who is a bum crusty

john is a bum crusty

by sir bartholomew June 5, 2021

bum bark

the little poo particles left inside ur bum even after wiping

ewwww ella has bum bark

by Doitforthebanta March 18, 2021

bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping

I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?

by mrtangle January 8, 2017

Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

Clappy Bum

When a person farts and is sounds like someone is clapping in a fast manner

"pfffffffft"
sam: "that sounded like you we giving an applause"
leigh " I have clappy bum"

by Harleykat August 10, 2016

Bum Rocker

A smelly kid in everyone's Middle, Junior High, or High School who was always had greasy hair, smelled from about a block away and was always seen wearing a Metallica, Ozzy, Def Leppard, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Whitesnake, Poison, Deep Purple or other T-Shirt of the like. Typically wearing it for one week straight at the least.

Fox: You remember Matt Sanders, right?

Aaron: Who that Bum Rocker?

Myles: Yeah, the waste of time?

Fox: Yeah, well he's a total Otaku now.

Myles: Ugh! Don't remind me!

by Emevas October 15, 2008