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lazy bum

T isnt showering, what a lazy bum!
by justthetrustyaknow#2 February 23, 2021
mugGet the lazy bummug.

Bum Plunger

A Bum Plunger is used on a congested anus, where the host's feces are as solid as a boulder. Use of a Bum Plunger may assist in the release of said boulder. Possible side effects may include feelings of homosexuality and profuse bleeding from the rectum.
Oh man I haven't pooed today, it feels like a boulder is sitting inside of me. Jimmy, get the Bum Plunger!
by TimothyMcJenkins May 8, 2021
mugGet the Bum Plungermug.

Bum bumper

Bum bumper is a word for a badass who is really loud and sometimes annoying but will stick up for you.
by Limbflowliesss May 8, 2021
mugGet the Bum bumpermug.

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.
I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
mugGet the Bum Beardmug.

Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.
Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum
by truthteller312 January 27, 2020
mugGet the Permit bummug.

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.
My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.
by Meowtyful June 13, 2020
mugGet the bum twinkiemug.

Clappy Bum

When a person farts and is sounds like someone is clapping in a fast manner
"pfffffffft"
sam: "that sounded like you we giving an applause"
leigh " I have clappy bum"
by Harleykat August 10, 2016
mugGet the Clappy Bummug.

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