Brandon

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

by reqizy November 21, 2021

Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.

Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon

by What! What! What! November 23, 2021

Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him

Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.

by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017

Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette

by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021

Brandon Hanny

A guy who gets girls attention by playing Minecraft with them

Brandon Hanny plays Minecraft

by Putin.com March 5, 2022

brandon pizzuto

Sucks Men Dick Every Fucking Day You Nigger

"Yeah, earlier today i brandon pizzuto"

by NiggerBlueWaffleDick March 21, 2017

epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.

Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again

by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025