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Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!

True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
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fuck tard

All you fuck tards looking up the word fuck tard
Your a fuck tard!
by Modern provider May 30, 2014
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Tard

(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.
(Starts video games, But mom comes down)
What are you doing you tard?!
by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020
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Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.
Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?
by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020
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A-Tard

Someone whos brain has been fried from tripping too many times in darkness. An example of this kind of person would be U.
A-Tard is a dude who eats a lot of acid and eats up brained fried from it. Usually when someone takes acid and gets so blown out of this world that they just forget how to be a human being
-Yo dat dude be eating tabs every 2 weeks?

-Yeh bro dat dudes an A tard man
by YeetusMeatus December 15, 2018
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fuck tard

A real dumb ass that does retarded shit.
Why did you buy a pet rock, you fuck tard!?!
by dynes May 4, 2016
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Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”
Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”
by Hmmwat December 8, 2018
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