Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.

Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009

Arizona Apple Bobbing

The act of pushing your testicles into the vagina and using your penis to stimulate the clitoris as best you can

Jack was worried he would cum too quickly, so he started Arizona apple bobbing her for a while

by errhellothur August 24, 2011

Apple Trees & Tangerines

apple trees and tangerines is an indie-pop duo originally from detroit, michigan. the band members consist of the sister/brother outfit of jax and seth anderson. seth takes care of all music while jax takes care of the melodies and lyrics. apple trees and tangerines writes, records, films and edits everything on their own in each of their respective dorm rooms/apartments.

Abbreviated: ATAT

Harold attended the ATAT concert last night. He first found out about the band, Apple Trees & Tangerines from the television show, Covert Affairs, and has loved the band ever since.

by mcandp2 August 20, 2010

she'll be apples, mate

everything will be alright

Don't worry about her breast implants. She'll be apples, mate.

by snn April 4, 2006

Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011

Manhattan Apple Tree

Just before a male ejaculates, the woman positions herself beneath him and allows his semen to drip onto her open vagina.

Jodie loved to get the cumshot on her face, particularly her forehead, but she had couldnt resist when Johua asked to do the Manhattan apple tree.

by Stevie Y February 14, 2006

sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006