my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020

Skank Tongue

That feeling on your tongue you get several hours after you give someone a bj and haven't brushed your teeth

Late in the work day on a zoom call, Jeanna noticed that she had skank tongue from her lunch hour.

by Tensharlot May 13, 2020

ghetto-tongue

(N) ghetto-tongue is a palate with a very low bar, resulting in the purchase of low quality meats and produce.

When Heidi buys a pack of hot dogs for one lonely dollar, she clearly has a case of ghetto-tongue.

by theUltimateMasterChef July 8, 2020

taco tongue

when clyde and kyle eat taco bell and then shove their taco-flavored tongues down each other's throats.

i don't know if taco tongue is a known or a verb so

"they're taco tonguing again 🙄"

by kennycore July 28, 2020

Coochie tongue

Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.

Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"

by Johndoe69420 September 13, 2020

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020

Split Tongue

Otherwise known as bifurcated tongue, is a tongue that is separated roughly midway to the base. Most commonly done with suture and scalpel, the procedure may be done with a cauterizing tool or as it was first done with a tongue piercing and fishing line. It is quickly gaining popularity in the body modification scene.

Did that chick who gave you head have a Split Tongue?

"Yeah bro it was wild with two tongues!"

by VICEroykit November 5, 2020