William

THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

William: hi im William
me: don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
… Is this revenge I am seeking?
Or seeking someone to avenge me?
Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
… It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
… I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
… Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son? I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there
… It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

by anonymous June 11, 2023

William Santamaria

A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.

Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis

- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.

“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1

“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2

by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022

Williams

A guy who can be the guy of your dreams. You may feel like he doesn't notice you, but deep down he probably feels the same way. He is the kind of guy that once you meet him, you are like best friends and after a while you fall in love with him. He is an amazing kisser and knows where to touch a person in all the right places. He is an amazing boyfriend and makes you feel like you are one of a kind. He is the one that he would give everything for you if you ever had a connection. He will say so many sweet things to you and make you smile every day you spend with him. When Williams is in pain he prefers to always put his problems aside if someone else needs help. Williams is also a bit naughty, he will have dirty little conversations with you. He worries you a little, but always tells you not to worry. He's a heartbreaker, but he tries to mean well, once you meet a Williams, you can never outgrow one. He hugs you for hours, kisses you on the forehead and tells you he loves you, holds your hand in front of his buddies and tells you you're the best thing in his life, he's a person who has a hard time getting over relationships and You will always love him in some way, and he can never be replaced.

Williams: I will always be there for you.

by Cryby November 23, 2021

William

A fluffy hoodie/jacket often worn by LGBTQ/effeminate roadmen who are on their way to shank up some opps.

Yoooo my slime, you wearing your new William I see! Who will thou be shanking today?

by BigDrillaLinguist69 September 28, 2021

wIlLiAm

a horrible person that is super annoying two faced and backstabbing

William: I love your shirt Jane!
Jane: Thanks!
Boy: Eww her shirt is so ugly
William: I know right

by ihatewilliam24 March 2, 2024

Isla Williams

This person is super sexy, hilarious, talented and amazing. The whole package. Not to mention she’s super smart. I mean her IQ is really up there with Albert Einstein and all those other boring smart people. She’s one of a kind. If you know someone with this name, you should ask her out right now. I mean it, do it right now before it’s too late and some hot skater boi gets to her first. She can makes anyone fall in love with here with ease because she’s that great. She lights up your world and makes everything awesome.
If you know an isla Williams, never let her go unless you want your life to suck.

Person 1- whose that incredibly attractive girl skateboarding over there?
Person 2- that’s isla Williams, you should go make a move!

by Bitch Williams December 20, 2021

squilliam william

this is someone who looks ike squidward. This is an insult and can be used at anyone. Squilliam williams typically swallow and they are often seen as jewish people. It is not exclusive to jewish people as it can be used to any religon. They also normally have a bowl haircut and are mda hot though. the term can also be switched and people can be called a william squilliam.

bro john is such a squilliam william.

by Fasrfcswegvccff May 7, 2018