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Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.
Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!
by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017
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Man-Mead

Noun.

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.
After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!
by CelestialGermination October 15, 2010
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Man Wagging

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.
Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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pea man

he does nothing but play with his pee-pee weiner.

but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.

anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.

thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-

everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!

random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
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The man the legend

The guy who always gets the girl with little or no effort, thus achieving legendary status amongst his circle of friends.
Natty Sci is comprised of the the most awesome guys on the planet, however, Wes and Joe are the former and current "The man the legend" of the group.
by WPG May 22, 2006
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man gaga

"Shut up dude, don't be such a man gaga"
by mouseng1 September 20, 2009
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man vinegar

The warm sweat like liquid secreted fom ones gooch, often after prolonged exercise or sitting through a star wars or back to the future trilogy.

A.K.A man sweat, ball sweat, man juice, sweat jiuce, jiuce man ball sweat, man sweat ball jiuce.
Yes its that versatile!
F@ck me my balls stink of man vinegar.

"I aint putting them in my mouth till you wash that vinegar off them" (obvioulsy a womans comment)

traditional chip shop man vinegar.
by skoint September 1, 2006
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