Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity

- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me

by WillieDog February 17, 2025

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

jerk it

wanking for a good 5 hours

yo you want to jerk it?

by handle1234568764 February 18, 2025

LTM Jerk

Like you are about to leave and you need to jerk so it’s a ltm jerk like a special event for limited time.

Fuck I’m bouta leave the house I should hit an LTM jerk bouta be a long dog

by poohjad February 22, 2025

Bosnian jerk circle

A jerk circle done in the Bosnian manner, meaning at least 5 or more guys have to stand in a circle and jerk the man on their left off. Another variant is only 5 guys in a circle and they jerk the second person to their left off. At the end, the cum-coction gets used in a sourdough bread and then eaten by the participants. Including crust and crumbs.

Vuk: "Hej, hajde da napravimo krug i da se drkamo!(Hey, let's form a circle and jack off!)"
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."

by SonyBravia February 23, 2025