Chode

When a man penis is wider than it is long

Bro you have a chode or yo i've got a chode

by 1q2w3e4r5t6z77gh June 12, 2023

Uncircd Chode

A chode, with foreskin that covers the whole head.

I play one eye peekaboo with my uncircd chode. I pull back on the extra foreskin, pop my one eye willy out, which is 3" long, but 8" around.

by Vinegar Butt Sex January 31, 2024

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024

Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025

Chode

when his pickle has no length, only width.

she asks.. "how many inches are you?"

his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"

by alrighty then... February 11, 2021

Chode

It means happy

I just aced my math test, I’m a Chode

by Powderface123 April 23, 2022

Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024