Alabama train derailment

When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.

We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.

by Gliterbob the Clown March 10, 2023

Lesbian bullet train

When a lesbian is really good at pulling other girls but she’s not a fuckgirl she’s just smooth

Niamh is the lesbian bullet train, she has so much rizz

by Lets.start.a.riot March 15, 2023

Virtual Train Tracks

A euphemism for automatic bus guidance that makes a guided bus project sound more impressive than it actually is.
(= trackless train)

China recently unveiled the world's first train on virtual train tracks.

by lagcom2000 March 28, 2023

Train station stare

The look you get from a street thug at the train station before they ask you for a durry

I got off the train and he gave me the train station stare, then he asked me for a durry

by Rheghanzi January 20, 2023

Millet train stop

When you bring home two girls from a bar or restaurant. When bringing them home one has to be heavy set. You would insert your penis in the skinny one doggie style. While the heavy one pegs your with a strap on. While this is happening you are wearing a train conductor hat and yelling choo.choo.

I brought them home from BP's back to millet giving them the old millet train stop

Man am I sore today

by Dosethouevenrectum October 11, 2023

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

The Osaka Bullet Train

The act of self-pleasure while on a bidet and immediately preceeding climax, one initiates the bidet to spray firmly on the rectum, thus creating a supergasm.

Guy 1: Have you ever been to Japan?
Guy 2: Yes, I experienced The Osaka Bullet Train for the first time there.

by 4guys1house December 29, 2018