Tender Monkey

When a liberal sissy teacher calls a student a Tender Monkey. No one knows what it means

That colin is sure a tender monkey

by Lord of Ham November 13, 2025

Tendernism

Adjective meaning: so tender it cannot stay together when moved or put stress on

“Boy lookey here this is tendernism at its best”

by TNXR November 28, 2025

Tanner

a chud or also a meathead ethier one

your such a tanner

by shamarcolovekittycat December 10, 2025

Tender

To yearn for something had in the past.

This nigga Keon been tender bout shorty since sophomore year

by Fadedwebsterr December 22, 2025

Tennessee Grease Gun

When you're masterbating and press the tip of your penis tight up to your partners butthole, forming an airtight seal as you cum. You ejaculate directly into their ass, it acts like a grease gun, injecting lube.

Brandie had hemorrhoids so I couldn't put it in her ass, I gave her the Tennessee Grease Gun instead.

by Bad Saint Nick January 11, 2026

Teener

(Teener)a mathematical term in drug sales. teener derived from the word 10th as in a tenth of a gram. A point of a gram. 0.10 spotlook 10 teeners in a gram 3.5 grams or 3grams 5 teeners a ball/black/ 1/4 of a ounce. Black billard balls 8...shouldnt have to connect all the dots for yall...a bindle is what 1 g in each bag is a teener. how many bags in a bindle kids? that's right junkie nuts 10 !! cuz thats how many teeners are in a fucking gram, it's math bitch. You guys know a Nick is not a $5 bag but it's a quarter yeah a nickel bag is a quarter of an ounce no 7 G you know why 7 grams cuz that's how many grams is in a quarter of a fucking ounce that's why it's called a quarter you don't know why it's called nickel do you know a finger bag like three fingers home in prison slang as in fingers with gloves filled with whatever talking about give me three fingers and two lids how about an onion of Britney and a double up of Christina??? I'm a white country boy you fucktards and I understand all of this I love how stupid people are together

Twist baby I need some work. . .

Iaght, bet, what you need shorty?

Just a black daddy...
Shit I'm going to let you hold that baby, put another $20 on ya ticket n I'll send you a dbbl up.
Oh you so good yo me twist, hit my line when wifeys gone n I'll pull up with appreciation boo
Cool now get your head ass out of here.
Hey homie you throw me that same double up
What you think this is teeners for wieners? Shit nigga I got 3 gram on me and I'll throw you the five teeners when you come around later, 3/5 for a good guy run you like 30 cat..
Good looks dawg.
Straight?

Yezzzzz zirrrrr
2 balls=7grams or 70 teeners

1 ball= 3.5 grams / 3grams.5teener

Half black work be 1.75 den 2g 3.5g7g14g28g teener,

Eighth ball is black and 3.5g nickle is 7 g or 1/4 oz half zip/lid/o/oz/onion/whole internet stupid for this some people really wonder why I do believe I am much smarter than you all

by anonymous January 14, 2026

Getting Tannered

This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.

"Wanna go to that party on East Campus?"
"Only if everyone is getting Tannered tonight."

by PartyMonster3947 December 21, 2013