Sacramento Surprise 

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

Sacramento Surprise by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Kinder Surprise 

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly

Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!

Kinder Surprise by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021

Ventriloquist surprise 

The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy

Hey dude I pranked your brother with a ventriloquist surprise.

Ventriloquist surprise by Rexstfs December 23, 2021

Double Surprise 

Surprising your girlfriend to a romantic dinner and when you get back sticking your dick in her as a surprise.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.

Double Surprise by Zyprexa January 5, 2022

dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.

Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!

dicknut surprise by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022

Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.

Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.

Singleton Surprise by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022

Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.

We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.

Schmegma surprise by KAPM May 18, 2022