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super shocker 

The regular shocker, only using both hands with the ring fingers interlaced. And with palms together.
She was shocked with the regular shocker. She was really shocked when I applied the super shocker.
super shocker by hedman April 12, 2006

Super Straight 

A word used to describe people who would not date a trans man or women strictly because they are not "pure man/woman". People who use this word are typically assholes who think they're funny. Your not funny Caleb, your just transphobic. This word is transphobic because your saying a cis person is more of a man/woman than a trans person.
"I'm super straight"

"No, your transphobic shut the fuck up"
Super Straight by Bitch Chicken March 7, 2021

Super Straight Phobic 

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)

Super Straight 

"Super-Straight" is a made up "sexuality/preference" created by transphobes. "Super-Straight" means to only be attracted to cisgender people. This "sexuality/preference" is incredibly transphobic because being "super-straight" means you only see transgender people as the gender they were born with; and while having a genital preference is completely valid, excluding post-op transgender people is not. "Super-Straights" are not a part of the LGBTQ+. Do not mistake this for this cisgender version of T4T (Trans for Trans).
Not good at examples, sorry!
Person #1: What is "Super Straight"?

Person #2: It's a made up sexuality created by transphobes! Stay away from people who "identify" as "super-straight"...
any girl that is super-hot
super fly by The Pimp April 11, 2004

Super Bowl 

The best damn day of the year. Probably the only day of the year when you can watch TV Four hours straight because you wont even want to get up during the kickass commercials.
There's nothing like gettin' some chips, some beer, and watching two of the NFL's best teams fight it out in a game that will be remembered throught history. It is a shame Seattle got so many bad calls in Super bowl XL, but it's still good.
Super Bowl by Spikesy June 1, 2006