Sarkand

1) A dark, empty void left after one's mind is split from emotional war.
2) That "2:30" feeling.
3) Anything, Everything, and ALL THINGS despondent, woeful, and other synonyms for "sad."

-points at a guy-
Guy 1:Sarkand?
Guy 2:Sarkand.
Guy 1:poor douchebag.
Guy 2: oh well

by WarChorus November 4, 2010

Sarky Dave

A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.

Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.

by Alicbaker December 15, 2011

Sarky Dave

A conjunction of the newly formed word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow and dim-whitted idiots. As a child a Sarky Dave would undoubtedly been walked on a lesh.

Froslim- yo check the kid on dat lesh he weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

by pepeport December 15, 2011

sharkied

sharkied defines the instance when all of the people around you stop listening to what the fuck your saying and start dissing you to your face. used often to ignore and shame annoying friends that talk about random shit that has nothing to do with anything.

Bob: guess what guys i got a nice cushy job stacking boxes, for a pizza place
Jim: good job bro
Dave: that's awesome can you hook me up with some free shit
Sean: do you ever wonder why cats and dogs never get along, i mean there both animals, why all the hate
Bob: shut the fuck, no one cares about that shit go kill yourself
Jim: yeah man, you should just kill yourself, everybody's life would be so much better if you where dead
Dave: i hope you drown in your bath tub you punk ass bitch
Chris: dang you just got sharkied, mother fucker

by king of ballin August 2, 2013

shark central

a place fulled of sluts that are DTF (down to fuck), basicly any man ,however he looks will be able to get lucky and he will be free to "shark" around for sluts.

example: jonhy : mate tonight there is a full moon party , so many DTF girls .

mario" shark central" lets go get lucky

by wits&tits September 2, 2013

Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Sharkicorn

An animal with the body of a shark and the legs and tail of a unicorn. Lives in the ocean but loves to frolick on the shore of the majestic beaches of Harmon lake of Mandan, North Dakota. Not to be confused with a Horshark that's completely unbelievable and made up by some dread headed pot smoker. I once got to capture this elusive majestic animal frolicking the sandy little beach known as Harmon Lake.

The elusive majestic hard to photograph sharkicorn.

by Sharkicorn November 25, 2016