Sweet and Salty 

The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.

Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.

Sweet and Salty by thefatbatman1983 March 11, 2022

The Salty Q-Tip

(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.

Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?

Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.

Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.

Kristy: You have no idea.

The Salty Q-Tip by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012

ye salty butthole 

when one takes a anal spreader and puts it in ones butthole and then takes a stick of would with barbwire around it and puts in in and out of ones butthole then takes a bowl or bucket of salt and pours in the cut up butthole

austin gave rocco a ye salty butthole last night

ye salty butthole by helter skeltor September 10, 2014

super salty 

When someone is salty to the point of desperation and/or frustration.

Toysen was super salty after the game last night.

super salty by sugarshielodz January 25, 2016

chocolate salty balls 

A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.

She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls

chocolate salty balls by Rob ONeill January 12, 2005

Pope’s Salty Kiwi 

This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.

Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…

Pope’s Salty Kiwi by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

The Salty Pleasing Punisher 

After recieving a massive load in your mouth you spit it back up &grab your nearest mouth wash and gargle for 2 minutes. after yourr gargle you swallow it and you recieve a cool yet salty yet pleasing texture taste in your mouth Leaving you with nice breath and a perfectly white&clean smile. =]

Hey Josh just blew a big load in Ryans mouth.. eye witnesses say that "before ryan went in he had nasty moldy yellow teeth but when exiting he came out with minty fresh breath and a pearly white smile.. Damn that nigga must of got "The Salty Pleasing Punisher!"

The Salty Pleasing Punisher by CheifMaster January 4, 2009