The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
by Jailatte May 4, 2022
Get the robertmug. Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
by Hmenrak August 20, 2013
Get the Pulling a Robertmug. Robert is a fat nigger
by Big toe fenom September 4, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.
by Dani23101 June 2, 2018
Get the Robertmug. A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.
Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”
by Lolafisher20 May 3, 2023
Get the Robertmug. A romance novel in real life. A version of yourself in a male body. A friend for life, a true ,down to earth person. Musical, artistic, and creative.
by Lamblove724 November 28, 2021
Get the Robertmug. A nice person 90 percent of the time but ocasinaly recedes into a emo phase that can last hours or even days. Has a small appendage.
by r.=p September 17, 2023
Get the o robertsmug.