The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.
by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023
Get the The Pinky testmug. The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
Get the Driving testmug. Getting Tested
Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"
or as a forewarning/threat
"Don't test me"
Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"
or as a forewarning/threat
"Don't test me"
by Sebasstand February 21, 2024
Get the Testingmug. When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.
Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018
Get the Groot Testmug. by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017
Get the nuclear testmug. 
This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.
IT Director:
Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.
IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.
IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.
IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.
IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
by Mr413 November 5, 2021
Get the Bukkake Testmug.