Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

Throw a short person day

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick

Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

SHORT KING

not jacob cause jacobs tall

(boy) “what are your thoughts on SHORT KINGS”
(girl) “are you talking about jacob?”
(boy) “no”

by rhajshwbagdhhwva August 12, 2023

Short

you

you're short

by joejoerefference October 30, 2021