Nosebleed

I an ultra secretive term used by FW33T ELITE members to describe when they have sharted.

Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!

by Deemdoo August 4, 2007

bloody nose

when you have ur period, discharg=snot, blood=blood, tishu=pad, lol

i didnt get my bloody nose yet, but i didnt do "it"

by liz margera October 1, 2003

nose job

nasal sex; via one or both nostril

She gave me a nose job. Like a blow job but much more painful for both of us. And she nearly suffocated.

by garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 27, 2011

nose gobblin

those nasty green slimy things in your nose(boogers). used as an insult.

you're a freakin nose gobblin!

by smokey the bear July 3, 2003

nose jobbies

when u live in the city and your bogies are dark and smelly because of pollution and smog.

gregor picked his nose jobbies and ate it.

by smashing jobbser November 9, 2009

nose blow

slang for tissue

Dude #1: Hey bro, you have a booger in your nose.
Dude #2: For Real? Reach me some of that nose blow.

by Sketch E. August 5, 2010

Nose Pussy

The "nussy" or "nose pussy" was actually discovered in 2017 by the dread emperor of moominvalley whilst snorting copious amount of drugs. Due to the dread emperor's notorious habit of putting the straw from which he snorts drugs further up his nose than others do, he discovered the nose pussy and its practicality in providing maximum officiency while snorting a line.

"Yo u have to put the straw up your nose pussy so it dont stuff up n u it gets right where it needs get easier, said the Dread Emperor to an amateur"

by Theyeofgodinflesh January 19, 2021