18th of may

18th of may is international give money to people who start with ‘b’ day. If you know anyone whose name starts with a ‘b’ you have to give them $5

Yay it’s the 18th of may I can’t wait to give Brandon $5

by Brodie Roofs November 3, 2020

May 1

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021

8th may

The only day when amazing people were born

Dannii: hi ploy
Shona: hi Marcy

Dannii: guess what day it is?
Shona: 8th may why?
Dannii: it’s your birthday

by Shona has a foot fetish April 24, 2021

May 24th

National kick a boy’s balls day!

Sarah: You know what day it is ?
Sam:what?
Sarah: May 24th
*kicks his balls*
Sam:ow what was that for?
Sarah: Pay back for the 24th of April!!!

by Mmmss April 25, 2021

May 4

may 4 is when my cosplay comes‼️

“ May 4 “

by Bobasanaa on tiktok May 3, 2021

may 7

it’s the international nudes day.
you must send nudes to who requests them.

-boy yesterday i got my dms full of nudes
-no shit, it was may 7, the international nudes day

by coaly May 7, 2021

May 11

It’s rate my body shape day. On that day you can send a picture of your body (naked, in underwear or just wearing what you feel in PHAT) and ask for an honest assessment of how sexy you are.

- It’s May 11. Wanna rate my some nudes?
- Boner alert

by Garbaragerack May 10, 2021