Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?
by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 05, 2011
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A jizz

A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,
Waiter this salad is dry can I get a jizz of dressing please and thanks.
by CoDizzle_11 March 27, 2024
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A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.
“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz
by Maidress June 04, 2021
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big jizz

big jizz stopped listening to frank ocean after he found out he was gay, big jizz loves some good jizz
oh big jizz , yea i know him he’s homophobic
by ogalvin March 30, 2022
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Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
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Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.
"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
by ScreenNamesAreForWimps December 24, 2017
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Jizz Tin

Yeah im bouta splash some jizz tins!
by 22thgohas December 31, 2021
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