Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson was framed and falsely accused of child molestation to distract people from the actual pedophiles in Hollywood.

All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.

Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.

Michael Jackson was the greatest entertainer on earth and was too powerful for the elite so they had to get rid of him.

Michael Jackson by A muthaphukkin beazt from the May 11, 2019

Amy Jackson 

She is a slag who has disgusting nails. She needs to get a bath. She has nits and smells like fish

Amy Jackson is a rat

Amy Jackson by Fatdukcieieie June 24, 2019

Michael Jackson 

This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.

(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)

anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.

Michael Jackson by missdiggory April 11, 2021

Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.

Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."

Shoeless Bro Jackson by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

samuel l. jackson 

1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.

2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.

Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'

'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'

'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

samuel l. jackson by sundarasundara August 1, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson 

The black guy

Which role does Samuel L. Jackson play?
He is the black guy!

Samuel L. Jackson by LordHeskeyBendtnerAkinfenwa November 6, 2015

Lee Jackson

A cool guy who thinks Chris Wood is a Pedo!

Lee Jackson by DEW October 21, 2003