Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.
by Daney Cookey February 10, 2010
Get the New Jersey mug.A small town just outside of Newcastle. Is quite close to the seaside and is basically one big council estate.
by Dan December 2, 2003
Get the New York mug.The sewer of America, the butt hole of the the United States. It should be nuked so PA can have a beach.For the most part everyone that lives there are total tools. Also could be the most dirty place in the world with a smell to match.
Ron"That kid is a total tool"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"
Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"
Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
by Dave424 February 16, 2008
Get the New Jersey mug.One of the best states in America (maybe after Florida), and I've lived in other states for a great portion of my life. We're the richest or second richest state in America. Also, about 32.1% of our state's population (25 and older) have at least a bachelor's degree. The average household income here is $59,989 a year.
We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.
We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.
Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).
About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.
A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?
Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.
We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.
Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).
About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.
A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?
Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
by Freakin' ray of sunshine October 3, 2008
Get the New Jersey mug.A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.
by I_LIVE_HERE May 5, 2011
Get the New Jersey mug.When a relationship partner is trying to pull a move on you but your busy doing something else, yet they insist upon showing their affection.
Girl1: Hey I heard you had Rogan over to watch a movie the other day, he's so hot, how did it go?
Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)
Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!
Girl2: It went pretty good, we watched that new movie everybody is talking about!, I didn't get to see like half the movie because Rogan kept trying to make-out with me, I didn't mind though :)
Girl1: yea, totally a watching the news situation for sure aye XD!
by Rubiks Juggler September 3, 2010
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