a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
Get the Whopping Woodmug. girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020
Get the Colby woodmug. 
A group activity in which several individuals fuck on one participant, often in a way that mirrors the dynamic of a “train,” but with the roles changed so that the central participant is male rather than a woman. The term plays on the imagery of piling wood, with each piece of “wood” representing a participants penis.
by Big Stunna Mane August 8, 2025
Get the Wood Pilemug. by Stinky leg January 25, 2020
Get the prison woodsmug. The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
by Jewmelow April 9, 2010
Get the Pomp Woodmug. An individual commonly associated with the name Joe who “may be on my block, but he's not a threat; he's just a wannabe gangster."
by gotcousin February 22, 2025
Get the wood rollermug.