Internet 

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!

John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!

Internet by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018

Internet word terrorists 

People who make accounts on www.urbandictionary.com just to define a word that insults Donald Trump

"Someone needs to tell all these internet word terrorists that we get their message."

Internet word terrorists by bepis with no b January 14, 2018

Internetdweller

Someone who spends too much time on the internet and ends up getting bags under their eyes

woah...seen the sun lately, internetdweller?

Internetdweller by Internetdweller May 8, 2018

Internet Explorer 

Slower than your teacher's computer and the school computers. This is also slower than McDonald's wifi. BUT is essential for downloading Firefox.

1.) Well, I'll just get a cup of tea while Internet Explorer downloads Firefox.

Internet Explorer by Ursistersamister May 15, 2018

internet 

a place to lose faith in humainty

internet is what you're on

internet by the cringy girl, lpskatie YT May 27, 2018

internet treasure trove

An online shop selling cool stuff for cheap

Looking for something to buy? Go to double you double you double you dot internet treasure trove dot com

internet treasure trove by Plastic drinking glass June 10, 2018

internet 

what you’re using right now idiot

Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!

internet by natalia o June 11, 2018