The Bengal house cat is new to the world of pet lovers as a lovable blob. stammering the price-tag worthy of a bathroom remodel these cats are not anything to wave your check book at, unless that is you are interested in a cat that likes ignoring you and clawing on your couch instead of the huge claw stand you got for her.

Ummm, dude your Bengal house cat is on top of the house.

(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."

Bengal house cat by ATreeNamedGroot January 9, 2018

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Safe house

A public restroom used in bathroom emergencies. Or a clean well taken care of public bathroom used when someone can’t make it home.

Ask Bob, he has IBS, he knows where all the best safe houses are.

Safe house by B4GELS May 10, 2018

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Whitney House

The rowdiest house on the Brooks School campus, patrolled by Captain Moore, the 2nd most attractive asian on campus. Whitboys are prone to erratic behaviors such as screaming “AYO SHAWTAY”, “YARRRRGH”, and “EW, THAT’S GROSS”. Other unusual behaviors include collecting artifacts in the woods, squatting on the toilet, and a ritual known as “ram night”.

“Whitney House is gross, but lokey rowdiest dorm on campus”

Whitney House by Todd Lurfondler January 27, 2019

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Chop House

A House of students or young people where alcoholic drinks are 'chopped' i.e. consumed heavily and quickly.

Mate I went to visit Sam's place last night... absolute chop house!

Chop House by Bristoboyo September 16, 2020

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