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hoe and a half

a girl who is more than a hoe than a hoe and 3/4s but not quite a hoe and 5/8ths .
can also be used in joking terms while sitting in the back row in french class.
1) did you see what that girl did last night. what a hoe and a half!
2) respect yourself! pull down your shirt, you hoe and a half!
by lmaoooo hehhee January 21, 2011
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Hoe Cracker

1. A slutty white chick

2. One who cracks farming hoes
1. Lindsey Lohan is a Hoe Cracker.

2. The person who broke that guy's hoe was a Hoe Cracker.
by Corrad September 22, 2005
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Gambit that hoe

When a man cums onto a womans face, then throws playing cards so they stick to her face

Best used after a game of strip poker
by dvido July 6, 2009
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Danky Hoe

Noun: A friend who is so retardedly bitchy and annoying and can not be described as anything other than a "danky hoe".
Noun: A hooker that has perfected the act of being danky.
Noun: A hooker that exceeds the "hoe-ness" of an average 1st street hooker.
Adjective: A negative and highly insulting world meant to inflict a large amount of suffering on the human conscience.
Adjective: A word used to describe something that contradicts everything moral in this world.
Hot Sexy Chick : "Hey wanna go see a movie with me tonight? (:"
Kid With Car : "Sure :D "
Hot Sexy Chick : *calls another guy on the phone* "Hey baby I got a ride to the movies tonight, see you there! (; lovee youuu byeeee<3 *hangs up*
Hot Sexy Chick : "Pick me up at 7(;" *walks away*
BillyBobJoeBob III : "You danky hoe.."
by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010
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mainstream hoe

a female who loves attention,and she loves mainstream things such as guys with tattos,she's a groupie only to whos the hottest,she alwyas in constant drama..because her life is boring
betty:john use to look ugly before he got them tats
kelsey:i mean i guess..
betty:what you mean i guess
kelsey:stop being a mainstream hoe!!!
by zekeflex January 18, 2011
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hoe list

1. a list in which the names of sluts, thots, and whores' names are listed in an orderly fashion.

(Sometimes the girls aren't hoes, but who gives a fuck?)
2. an insult
Damn! Kesha's name was the first one on the hoe list!

Bitch, shut the fuck up. That's why you're on my hoe list.
by OhNoItsaUsername November 20, 2013
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Hoe and Go

A girl who has multiple partners available for very quick and efficient sexual encounters.
Alana said she was getting coffee, but she also came home with a yammy full of joy juice. That girl is a master of the Hoe and Go.
by labradoodle14 December 6, 2015
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