Hoe Bag

Silk Deep Bahatti

This Hoe Bag is sleeping in my bed on new years eve.

by Garrett Giuffre WHAT! December 31, 2008

hoe and a half

a girl who is more than a hoe than a hoe and 3/4s but not quite a hoe and 5/8ths .
can also be used in joking terms while sitting in the back row in french class.

1) did you see what that girl did last night. what a hoe and a half!
2) respect yourself! pull down your shirt, you hoe and a half!

by lmaoooo hehhee January 21, 2011

Hoe Cracker

1. A slutty white chick

2. One who cracks farming hoes

1. Lindsey Lohan is a Hoe Cracker.

2. The person who broke that guy's hoe was a Hoe Cracker.

by Corrad September 22, 2005

Gambit that hoe

When a man cums onto a womans face, then throws playing cards so they stick to her face

Best used after a game of strip poker

Im bout to gambit that hoe!

by dvido July 6, 2009

hoe list

1. a list in which the names of sluts, thots, and whores' names are listed in an orderly fashion.

(Sometimes the girls aren't hoes, but who gives a fuck?)
2. an insult

Damn! Kesha's name was the first one on the hoe list!

Bitch, shut the fuck up. That's why you're on my hoe list.

by OhNoItsaUsername November 20, 2013

hoe-tard

a whore that is retarted, or one that is stupid.

that scanky bitch got 1.00 for that fuck, when she could have got 10.00. she's a hoe-tard!!

by nigga bitch August 26, 2004

Danky Hoe

Noun: A friend who is so retardedly bitchy and annoying and can not be described as anything other than a "danky hoe".
Noun: A hooker that has perfected the act of being danky.
Noun: A hooker that exceeds the "hoe-ness" of an average 1st street hooker.
Adjective: A negative and highly insulting world meant to inflict a large amount of suffering on the human conscience.
Adjective: A word used to describe something that contradicts everything moral in this world.

Hot Sexy Chick : "Hey wanna go see a movie with me tonight? (:"
Kid With Car : "Sure :D "
Hot Sexy Chick : *calls another guy on the phone* "Hey baby I got a ride to the movies tonight, see you there! (; lovee youuu byeeee<3 *hangs up*
Hot Sexy Chick : "Pick me up at 7(;" *walks away*
BillyBobJoeBob III : "You danky hoe.."

by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010