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Scanned her bar code

Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.
George Scanned her bar code!

Oh cool! Do you have a pic?

Yes I'll send it to you!

cheers!
by jefferson webber January 12, 2014
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Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.
Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."
by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010
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America Eats Her Young

America as often been called the land of opportunity
But you better be careful which one you choose 'cause it might come with a penalty
There's lots of good jobs working in a factory cranking out the land mines
And you better be ready to pull the party line or you'll end up doing real time

America likes to keep her children stupid. They don't know how the rest of us live
She wraps them up in a blanket of ignorance waiting to catch the HIV
Beating up their bibles and waving their guns thinking that they're the only way
But if they're not careful the rest of the world's gonna get'em one of these days
America has her finger on the trigger
America's got her bullets in the gun
America's still stringing up niggers
America eats her young

The American president's an angry little man who doesn't have a thought of his own
He's the slave of multi-death corporations and the puppet of religion
He's told what to do by a big machine that doesn't give a shit about us human beings
And it needs the Middle Easy for its Armageddon feast because it is the beast
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to write love on her arms

to write love on her arms ( twloha ) is clothing line disguised as an intensly pretentious "non profit" organization against depression, self harm, suicide, ect. it has some sort of obsession with a story (which isnt very interesting or even well written)about a "troubled" girl who finds god before going to rehab which helps her have the strenth to recover.

the organizations biggest accomplishment appears to be its clothing collection, most notably its t-shirts. their slogan is "love is the movement" and appears on most of their clothing items.

these t shirts are primarily worn by fans of the emo pop bands that act as musical billboards for the organization, such as paramore and the academy is... and can be seen at nearly every concert/show of the genre. the organization goes hand in hand with the exploding evangelical emo sub sub genre (bands like underoath...and half of the 2007 vans warped tour line up).
girl1: ooooh! thats a cute shirt, what does it say?
girl2: love is the movement.
girl1: ohhh thats CUTE!
girl2: not really, its the slogan this lame organization thing called to write love on her arms that does basically nothing for the cause it was created to battle and once again just calls more attention to self harm and depression and the obsession the current emo genre has with it.
girl1: damn.
girl2: yea, its a shame too, cause their shirts would be totally awesome if it wasnt so played out.
by ghettostarchild September 13, 2007
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to toss her cobb salad

An action performed nightly by dan bray
Hey Bray, did you toss her cobb salad last night???
by pat jones November 29, 2004
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Blow her brains out

Exploding semen in the back of her thoat while she deepthroats your dick.
I'm arriving. Ohhh yeah. "Blow her brains out."
by messy messer July 5, 2018
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jabba her hut

To sexually destroy or punish a woman you have picked up through a drive through window.
oooh that bitch with the headset on is fine, ima get her number, take her home, and jabba her hut
by samuraianimated January 7, 2008
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