farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015

tyler hadley

To bludgeon your parents to death with a hammer and then throw a party at your house where they are hidden dead in their bedroom

Can you believe I was at a Tyler Hadley partyTylerhammerpartydeathmurderedplannedcrazy

by blkgencoupe March 11, 2015

One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

1 hander

Typing with your right/left hand
because your left/right hand is busy

"genericnoname" just invented the word:

Legerephobia - Fear of going to college due to mass shootings
variant stem of legere to gather + T-Mobile online classes
It was a 1 hander!

by youtubevideos November 19, 2015

Emmanuel Handers

The wide receiver for the Denver Broncos formerly known as Emmanuel Sanders but due to his ability to catch any pass in Madden '16 is now defined by his hands

"Did he really just catch that pass?"

"They don't call him Emmanuel Handers for nothing."

by Jmac420 January 30, 2016

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016