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Gun Show and Ham Raffle

The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)

Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.

Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.

Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
by StSeanoftheKnife August 20, 2012
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Whiffing a Peppys pressed ham

Just got caught whiffing a peppys pressed ham.
by Shneebles April 20, 2018
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the ham

Instead of saying, "thats the shit" you would say "thats the ham" in case of family presense.
"Did you see Andy t-bad that inanimate object?"

"Yeah, it was the ham!"
by trojan_man007 October 2, 2008
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Going ham

Getting in close and hitting as hard as you can.

From EVE online, where you have Heavy Assault Missiles, close-range, high damage weapons. So going ham, is outfitting your ship with those weapons.
Do I go active or passive, should I dual rep if active? Should I kite with hml or should I be going ham brawl in a caracal?
by MorpheusFT February 12, 2017
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Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.
"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"
by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009
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green eggs and ham

In reference to the classic Dr. Seuss book. Describes a marathon sexual encounter involving multiple positions and locations, be they done or or projected to be done.
1. "Dude! Megan's roommate was away for the weekend, so we just rocked it all over the house - every bedroom, the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room - it was awesome! We went green eggs and ham for three straight days!"

2. "Damn, could I go all green eggs and ham on that: I would do her on a train, I would do her in the rain. I would do her in the trees, I would mount her on her knees..."
by The Evil Steve April 6, 2010
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Turkey Ham war

1) A pointless "war" between turkey and ham sandwiches.
2) Horrendously childish or stupid. Derived from the first use of the word.
1) ogm d00d turky is s0000 much better than ghey ham. lets kill ppl 2 proove it lol
2) Oy, when Kim picks fights with people over a basketball game he sure is acting Turkey Ham war.
by Major Sterrance March 16, 2007
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