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Facebook Stalker

A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life
Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???

Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???

Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.

Facebook Hibernation 

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months
Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!

Facebook Hibernation by Zeuskog April 22, 2009

FaceBook Fag 

-A person who post quotes that they looked up on google and uses it as status updates.

-A person who quotes retards on facebook because they think it'll make them cool.
Like, OH EM GEE, look at this facebook fag who quoted lil wayne. Lil wayne sucks penises.

Facebook Freeloader 

A person who likes every "I'll admit", "To be honest","Date","Rate" status knowing they will receive compliments in order to both make themself feel good and fill their wall with posts from so many different people.
Greg: Hey Adam look at all the compliments all these people give Joe on his wall. Everyone must like him.

Adam: No Greg, that guy is just a Facebook Freeloader.
Facebook Freeloader by ig4thewin August 21, 2011

facebook gang rape 

When some one learns a facebook user's password and instead of just facebook raping them, tells others said password resulting in a multiple rapes by different people
"Oh shit, my brother learned my password and told EVERYONE, ive been facebook gang raped all day!!!"
facebook gang rape by jamwan133 September 19, 2009

facebook minite 

to go on face book for short period of time just to check messages or update status
im going to take a facebook minite real quick update my status

dude hurry up we have to go bro GIVE ME A FACEBOOK MINITE (as he rushes off the computer)
facebook minite by sloftus April 17, 2009