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Do not eat my dick 

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Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
Do not eat my dick by pookypooky January 16, 2009
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eats • eat out • eater • eat shit • eating out • Eat a dick • eat shit and die • eat ass • EAT-IT! • eat me

Ride fast eat ass 

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when you ride fast on your bicycle to your side chicks house and just nom nom nom on dat ass
kevin: bro where you at

chad: im bout to go to go ride fast eat ass
kevin: ooh you go bro
Ride fast eat ass by coochiecloutlord November 23, 2018
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I would eat the corn out of her shit 

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Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"
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I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE 

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I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE.
Well, it's simple : -face-

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE
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Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

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The act of telling a lost Nun to consume excrement and mistakingly decend from there mount.
Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

Johnny: Tell him yourself

Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!
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i gotta eat 

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The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.
Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!
i gotta eat by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013
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