Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

run up dump

a gang hit initiated on foot. typically involving an entire clip of ammo being emptied.

crip: i’m wit my drive by hittas

blood: that’s pussy, i run up dump yo ass blood

by bambamismylover December 15, 2021

Nasty diarrhea dump

Something that comes out the anal cavity and smells terrible

Guy 1: dude you just did a nasty diarrhea dump

Guy 2: woops

by Yo momma farting September 28, 2021

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week and you punch a girl in the face and knockout her teeth. Then shit on her.

Baby I would like to take you home and give you a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

old-age dump

a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives

...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.

by radek October 10, 2006

smell my dump

expressing a strong feeling of dislike or literally smelling a pile of dump

Jake was smelling dumps all night or "Hey Jake want to hold Dean's hand?""Smell My Dump!"

by Shane bob January 13, 2009