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dick drought

its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.
I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought, I´m thisty.
by CommodoreD May 25, 2009
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Dick Enemy

A guy who always tries to get the same girls as you, and often manages. Your sexual histories contain a lot of the same names, and you hate and fear one another, yet oddly respect your equal potential for ho wrangling. If you ever encounter one another at a urinal, you will both sneakily try to glimpse each other's equipment, to assess the enemy's capabilities. You will never again talk to female friends who bed your rival.

You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
You can't shag Lewis, he's Rosco's dick enemy- he'll never talk to you again
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
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Möbius Dick

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.
It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011
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Hot as dick

term used in the penta-hood to describe how hot it truly is. Often correlates with temperatures above 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
by fivedollalove May 13, 2010
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dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.
Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!
by SFJH August 30, 2007
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Free Dick

The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.
Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!
by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
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Dick Click

When you are web surfing with your penis instead of your brain. You are surfing the net and you click on ads, videos, or pictures because of a suggestive and/or scantily clad thumbnail, even though your brain knows it's probably spam and may or may not lead to more pictures/videos of an erotic nature.
That facebook game looked so bad, but I totally dick clicked it because of the hot chick with the massive cleavage.

I knew the video would suck and the thumbnail of the girl's round ass was a total tease, but I dick clicked it anyways.
by bluelaughter December 5, 2013
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