Something me and my dumbass 5th grade friends are going through right now thanks to you know what.GURLS!
5th grade girl:Do you know why your friend is so DEPRESSED.
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION
by 5th grade dummy April 4, 2019
Get the Depressionmug. by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
Get the chest depressedmug. When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 7, 2021
Get the Depression Scalemug. A mental condition that many people have. Some with it joke about it, some that don’t actually have it joke about it too. It’s also an emotion, as well. Depression is just another word for sadness.
I hAVe criPpLinG depression
Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.
Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.
by Just Some Fucking Lettuce May 26, 2018
Get the Depressionmug. by Anthony Bolanos April 5, 2024
Get the Depressed Dislikermug. by Pickle Rick 09 October 12, 2017
Get the depressed andrewmug. 