Cheese Dick

the guy driving in front of you whom refuses to pull away from a green light while yet no cars are coming.

*stop at red light*
*red light turns green*
"why isnt this car pulling out?"
*five mnutes go by*
WHY THE F*** AREN'T YOU MOVING, CHEESE DICK?!

Cheese Dick by Lula12xoxox March 10, 2011

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cheese cow

wellllllllll...itsa cow made out od=f cheese cuz he touched a cursed thingy that made the first living thing touch it turn to cheese. So It wanderes the earth in search of a blue cheese cow. Very ferocious. DO NOT ATEMPT TO EAT IT!

OMG! ITSA CHEESE COW! QUICK HOLD MY SIGN! IM GONNA GO EAT IT! (other guy takes the guys signs that reads I'M STUPID)

cheese cow by georgton November 23, 2004

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Cheese Butt

Slang term for hoe bag.

Did you see her? She was such a cheese butt.

Cheese Butt by Hottie.xo September 12, 2010

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Cheese Cake

The act of performing oral sex on a woman

"Did you get cheese cake last night?"

Cheese Cake by zeuspro August 19, 2009

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Cheese Bag

Testicles, containing sperm, (ie. hot cheese.)

The doctor examined the patients cheese bags for any cancerous lumps.

Cheese Bag by LouisB November 8, 2009

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Cheese Dick

An extremely cheesy or corny person, who noramlly goes by the name "Paul" or last name "Guiliano." Cheese Dicks often appear genuinely funny at first but then turn out to be assholes. Cheese Dicks are easily identifiable by their dense coat of arm hair and balding head.

Hunter: "Damn, Mr. Guiliano is such a cheese dick!!!!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"

Cheese Dick by Oliver Poindexter November 13, 2011

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cheese grader

1.) what people use to grade cheese
2.) a way of making holes in your pants and making them vintage!

1.) "hey man bring over your cheese grader for the party we got some sick ill nasty cheese over here!"
2.) I like to use a cheese grader on my pants.

cheese grader by Caroline Satterthwaite April 28, 2006

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