Chode

A chode is a person that has a small thick dick. Eric has a chode

Me: Eric why do you have a chode

Eric:Idk why my dick is so big i wish it was as big as your Jordan

by Krqaxg2b August 2, 2024

Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.

That dude is such a chode

by Souless75 June 22, 2023

Sigma Chode

Only sigmas have chodes so if you have a chode its not JUST a chode its a sigma chode

Sentence: I have a sigma chide , He has a sigma chode

Conversation
Kyle: Bro you have a sigma chode
Me: I know bro isn't it super cool!

by Nikc.sc June 13, 2024

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.

“Orlando is a retunkey chode.”

by Retunk munk August 22, 2025

Chode

Caysie Donnelly

Chode thinks she can use my word against us, it doesn’t work like that.

by PDoobie June 27, 2021

chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.

"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."

by revolade April 9, 2025