Brandon

Makes funny jokes (sometimes) but mostly he make p£n1s jokes and is a d1ck to all the boys

Brandon is a dick

by That 1 boy that no-one likes June 22, 2022

Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek

I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.

by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019

Brandon

hi im Brandon

hi im Brandon

by peachy_maiko January 1, 2022

Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.

That dude is such a Brandon...

by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018

Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021

Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023

Brandon

hot salad

Brandon loves hot salad

by refaifiefaerfsreergs June 30, 2022