bearded coral

a hairy dick.

8==D bearded coral

by mrbiggyman April 4, 2011

beardgasim

when you see an amazing beard and origasim on spot without control.

(verb)
Beard-Gasim
That guys beard just made me Beardgasim.
Everytime i see austins beard i get a Beardgasim.

by ausdeeezyy June 19, 2011

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Beardmine

(n): a previously unknown pimple that suddenly explodes while scratching your beard.

While doing his usual chin scratch, John stumbled across a beardmine in his goatee that shot puss everywhere.

by Waylan P. Dingleberry January 19, 2012

Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up

Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.

"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".

by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012