yogurt beard

when your girlfriend or female partner gets nutted in by another man, moments prior to you going down on her, and the cum leaks out onto your chin, resembling yogurt on your face.

"bro i hooked up with Dave's girlfriend at that party last night, dont tell him.. he must have gone down on her after that, because when they came back he had a huge yogurt beard!"

by 10-A-G July 23, 2014

Dingleberry Beard

When you go down on your partner, and after exploring their nether regents, you resurface and have remnants of their caverns in your beard.

After going down on my woman, I came back up with dingleberry beard!

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone is simply calling for help.

ex; There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS!!!

by Ron_Mexico613 June 18, 2021

anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone simply calls for help.

ex: There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS.

by Ron_Mexico613 June 21, 2021

drippy vag beard

(n) - when the inside of a vagina is pulled to the outside, and the pubic hair still covers them.

John: That girl I hooked up with last night was disgusting.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.

by awsnapcrackleandpop May 4, 2011

la-z-beard

Named afer the popular brand of recliners, the la-z-beard is the unintentional beard grown when a man is too lazy to shave.

Jim: What's up with that beard dude, you going hipster?

Mike: Nah it's just a la-z-beard, my woman threw out my last razor last week and I've been too lazy to go to the store to buy a new one.

by GEGuru June 6, 2011

Santa Beard

When you skeet in a guy's beard.

It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004